A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
and here i am thinking that only happens in cartoons lol
(Source: inthelifeofa)
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goose
(Source: forrever--youngg)
“Lieutenant Dan, I got us some ice cream”
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
Madame Zeroni is a bad bitch she’ll fuck your shit up
yup I ain’t risking that, no ways man!
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I have so many feels about this right now :-(